Sunday, September 30, 2007

The Collapse

Over the weekend the Phillies took over the lead in the National League East and pushed the Mets officially out of the playoff picture. My observation back on 8/30 was not correct.

Willie Randolph is not a manager who will panic and make poor in-game decisions because he's looking in his rear-view mirror at the Phillies. Complimenting Randolph is a veteran team that will most likely follow their manager's lead.

According to Tom Singer at mlb.com the Mets have pulled-off the greateast collapse in the history of Major League Baseball this September. Holding a seven game lead as late as September 12th, the Mets will now lead a list that includes the '51 Dodgers, '78 Red Sox and '64 Phillies. The '64 Phils lost a 6.5 game lead with twelve games left which to me seems more drastic than the Mets collapse this September.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

September Push

As the season winds down Newberg checks in with some Ranger crack. With seventy-five wins that makes them the 19th best team in baseball with two games left to play in the regular season. A nice turnaround from their atrocious April and May. At the end of play on May 31st they were tied with the Royals for the worst record in baseball at 19-35.

Paul in Baltimore

It seems like Paul got much of the applause in last night's debate from what I've read and seen. Of the clips I saw it probably wasn't his best performance but it's good he was able to hit on some of the domestic issues that he hadn't been able to discuss in earlier debates. His tax-free tip bill is a dandy.

I got lost on Morgan State's campus in the hour before the debate and finally happened upon the hall where it was being held at around 8:30. Besides seeing numerous Paul 2008 signs on the median strips surrounding parts of the campus, I saw no visible support of Paul in the form of crowds of supporters. In fact, the largest constituency around the campus were Baltimore City Policemen. I ended up driving home and watching You Tube clips of Ron later last night.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Ever Growing

His article is a bit tounge 'n cheek, but as a believer in the American Greatness Doctrine I take him at his word when he presents his wishlist of where the next five American states will come from. Never has meglomania been so humorous!

A Larger Conflagration

Philip Giraldi wargames World War III. Depressing as hell but, hey, it may not happen.

For the Movie Buffs

To honor Ron Paul I've linked to Snarkerati's Top 50 Dystopian Movies of all-time. I've spent the last hour watching trailers on You Tube.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Pick 'Em

The B-Burgs have asked for me to pick the National League pennant winner. I must decline. Since the National League is teeming with a bunch of above average (but no great) clubs waging an eight team battle to fit into four playoff spots I'm not even going to hazard a guess. I want a clean 1-0 record this October. Go Angels!

Baseball Continues to Lose Its Grip on America

Major League Baseball breaks its own attendance record in 2007.

As did the 175 minor league teams that feed the majors their players.

By the time the regular season ends this Sunday the combined fan attendance for the majors and minors should reach 120 million. I was just one of those this year when I went to an O's game in the spring. It's the lowest total for me in any year since I was a teenager.

That Philly-Atlanta series in Filthadelphia starting tonight is pretty damned tempting, though.

Pirate Helmsmen and Other Notes

I haven't calculated how the Neal Huntington hiring as General Manager in Pittsburg is going to affect my close-to-official prediction of a ninety win season for the Pirates next year.

New Pirate President Frank Connelly seems to think good things could happen quickly, though.

Heyman's got some other nice tidbits on baseball attendance, Houston's GM search and a possible umpire suspension.

The Establishment

In the space of a paragraph Andrew Sullivan effectively describes who Hillary is...and Bush and the rest of the Washington Elite -- regardless of political affiliation -- at his blog today. Here's his closing,

The conservative Washington Establishment is swooning for Hillary for a reason. The reason is an accommodation with what they see as the next source of power (surprise!); and the desire to see George W. Bush's invasion and occupation of Iraq legitimated and extended by a Democratic president (genuine surprise). Hillary is Bush's ticket to posterity. On Iraq, she will be his legacy. They are not that dissimilar after all: both come from royal families, who have divvied up the White House for the past couple of decades. They may oppose one another; but they respect each other as equals in the neo-monarchy that is the current presidency. And so elite conservatives are falling over themselves to embrace a new Queen Hillary, with an empire reaching across Mesopotamia, a recently deposed court just waiting to return to the salons of DC, a consort happy to be co-president for another four years, and a back-channel to the other royal family. She'll even have more powers than Clinton I, because Cheney has given her back various royal prerogatives: arrests without charges, torture, wire-tapping, and spy-ware on your Expedia account. Only the coronation awaits.

One can imagine the fear that the Establishment would have if Ron Paul became a major player in the upcoming election year. In much the same way the Establishment deals with the current Iranian "problem", I truly believe nothing would be taken off the table in combating a surging Paul candidacy.

Nothing.

A Check to Ron Paul

I'm getting ready to dip in my wallet for my biggest Paulian contribution. Gotta get it in before September 30th, though, so the media's collective jaw can drop when the 3rd quarter fund-raising figures are released in mid-October. I know Stilwell made a fund-raising prediction in late August on how much Paul will pull in. My uneducated guess is $4.7 million for the 3rd quarter.

What about you guys? Any revisions, Stilwell?

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Zap Reader

This reading tool drove me nuts. I kept slowing down the speed with which the text appeared but it only annoyed me more.

2002 Redux

Rush at the B-Burgs is bravely making his college football picks known to the public this year. After this weekend's play he's a respectable 12-10 on the season.

This has inspired me to make my only pick of the fall season.

The Angels will win the World Series.

Note on Dunn

Adam Dunn has put up his fourth straight forty homer season this season. Through his age 27 season he has 238 career homers. According to Baseball-Reference his nickname is "Big Donkey". That's something I did not know.

Playing in Cincy sure keeps your profile low.

Wash Plays GM

Ranger goodies from Jamey Newberg.

Ron Washington's unvarnished outspokenness with the press was a refreshing change over the winter and when spring training got underway, but some of his comments lately have been a little curious.

Asked on a talk show on Friday morning whether he wanted Vicente Padilla back in 2008, Washington responded: "I don't think I have a choice there." Honest? Sure. Tactful? Not sure.

Other examples of Washington's straight-talk express abound in Newberg's piece.

Washington seems to have gotten a lot more than expected out of his players over the past four months. It would be a shame if his downfall was losing the clubhouse with a few too many jabs at his own players.

Very few managers can get away with pounding on their players in the press consistently. Lou Pinella is an example of one manager who can get away with it. The odds are against Washington, or for that matter most other managers, being able to pull that off over the long-term.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

May It Come to Pass

The next country where secessionary forces may win out could occur in the country where the European Union is headquartered. Open talk of a break-up of Belgium abounds in the northwestern European state and would probably occur along the lines of the French-speaking Walloons and the Dutch-speaking Flemings. The scenario seen in the picture below shows three new countries being formed. There are other possible scenarios that could unfold during a break-up of Belgium. Some of those include pieces of Belgium linking up with France, Germany and Luxemburg. Let's hope that doesn't happen and they eventually split into a bunch of new countries. The more the merrier for the cause of liberty.


Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Monday, September 17, 2007

Lovin' It!

Frank Thomas hit three homers in today's game versus the Red Sox. He's got twenty-five on the year and has upped his RBI total to ninety-one. The homers pushed him past Mel Ott and into a tie for 18th on the all-time list with Ernie Banks and Eddie Matthews at 512.

Thomas will go down as one of the greatest percentage hitters in the history of the game. In any single season during his peak years from 1990-1997, Thomas never hit less than .308, reached base less than 42% of the time or slugged less than .529. His lifetime OPS+ ranks 19th all-time.

If I were to make a rough list of hitters who mixed high percentage results, with excellent body control in the batters box and an ability to out-think the pitcher, Babe Ruth, Ted Williams and Barry Bonds would top the list. Frank Thomas would be in the next group of players after those three greats.

The way Thomas shifts his weight in the batters box has always been a sight to behold. He's truly unique in how he uses his body to strike a baseball. A Charley Lau disciple, Thomas expertly shifts his body weight in such a manner that it allows him to hit balls 450 feet even when his arms appear to be moving disjointedly away from the rest of his body. While it's partly a testament to the great strength he possesses in his 6'5'' frame, it's also due to the excellent body control he exhibits in his hips and legs throughout his swing.

The next time you see Thomas hit watch his feet. They have the appearance of gliding towards the pitcher as he moves his bat down to meet the ball. There's a lightness about how he moves in the box that's made all the more amazing because of his size.

It's remarkable that some still question whether Thomas should be in the Hall of Fame. I think that number's gotten considerably lower this past year but some naysayers still persist.

I would've put the guy in if he'd retired five years ago.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

The Reason Why

Via Lew's Blog comes a succint article by John Ozberkmen helping to explain why Ron Paul receives such intense support from his supporters. An excerpt,

I don't want to work one fourth of my year paying federal taxes. I don't want to ask permission from a government worker for a permit to redo my bathroom. I should never have to ask the government for a permit to marry my beautiful wife. I can't start a business without asking permission.

That about sums up the reason for much of the Ron Paul hub-bub. Some people simply want to be left alone to freely make the decisions in their lives that only effect themselves and their family.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

From Iowa to Manhatten

I'm fond of this account of a one man sushi eating contest from this past winter. One reason it resonates is that the fellow in the picture below, our contestant, looks like an old friend of ours. Another reason is that the post concerns eating a vast quantity of sushi. This is an activity that I desperately wish to try sometime before I pass from this earth.


Holy Crap

Most anyone over the age of thirty who watched a lot of TV when they were younger will remember that Chevy Chase had his own late night talk show back in the early 90's. It was the golden age of late night talk. Carson was on his way out. Letterman and Leno were at the top of their games. Arsenio was hanging on. Tom Snyder's reincarnation was only a few years away.

Andrew Hearst at the panopticist serves up two delicious posts that accurately represent what all of us viewers got to enjoy when flipping the channel to Chevy Chase's show for the five weeks it was on.

The stink bomb that was The Chevy Chase Show first wafted over the airwaves on September 7, 1993, a week after David Letterman's CBS debut and a week before Conan O'Brien took over as the host of Late Night...

I watched The Chevy Chase Show that first night...The four-minute clip below contains part of Chase's interview with the show's first-ever guest, Goldie Hawn, as well as their truly unfortunate attempts to get the audience dancing—to "La Bamba"—as the show went to commercial break.

That clip is bad enough but if you want to feel uncomfortable (and I mean real uncomfortable) you have to see the opening of that night's show.

This new clip is the first 10 minutes of the show, and Chase is entirely, existentially alone. The phrase "deer caught in the headlights" is a cliche, but it really applies here. He rubs his hands together; he repeats himself; his eyes dart around...

He seems acutely aware that the next hour is going to go very very badly.

I'm surprised Cheney hasn't thought to forcibly show these two clips on an endless loop to the prisoners at Gitmo. Then again, they may be more certain than ever that they do want to carry through with destroying Western Civilization.

Friday, September 14, 2007

From the Knights of Liberty

Street Symphony

I first heard of the idea of eliminating traffic lights and stop signs on city streets from one of the co-editors of The B-Burgs back in the mid-90's. If I remember correctly he supported his argument with appeals to personal liberty rather than making the argument based on improved safety.

Well, a German town has made the move to such a street environment and their rationale is based on the safety they believe it will provide.

...all traffic controls will disappear from the center of the western town of Bohmte to try to reduce accidents and make life easier for pedestrians.

In an area used by 13,500 cars every day, drivers and pedestrians will enjoy equal right of way, Klaus Goedejohann, the town's mayor, told Reuters.

"Traffic will no longer be dominant," he said.

I know that every time I come to an intersection where the street lights have died (which happens often in Baltimore) the efficiency with which drivers coming from all four directions manuever their cars safely through the intersection always makes a strong, positive impression on me.

Think about the natural ordering effect that such an environment would produce. Within days, if not hours, all jack-ass drivers would immediately realize that in order for them to live another day they had better start slowing down as they approach the next light-less intersection. Plus, things might become a bit more civil on the roads since motorists would almost always be in motion and not getting annoyed idling at red lights every two blocks.

Back to Germany. This offers a unique philosophical problem for the politcial arm of the European Union. These ninnies probably love the idea of cars losing much of their influence on the roads and will applaud the reduction in greenhouse emissions. But at the same time a major symbol of state-imposed public order will pass from the scene when those traffic lights get taken down.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Steady Going

Perceptions of players and teams for any given baseball season are usually hardened after the first few months of the season. For instance, the Texas Rangers stood at 19-35 entering June, there was open questioning of Ron Washington's job stability in Arlington and Michael Young was on pace to fall short of a fifth straight 200 hit season. We, the baseball viewing public, saw a disaster in progress. Most of us left the Rangers behind and searched for a more palatable baseball diet consisting of the NL Central leading Milwaukee Brewers, a certain Yankee third baseman, a bevy of young pitching stars hitting the majors and Arizona's youth movement.

Well, things have changed a bit down in Texas and when the baseball viewing public looks back on the 2007 season hopefully some will recognize the turn around. Since May 31st the Rangers have put together 14-12, 14-12, 14-14 and 8-3 months. With a record of 69-76 the Rangers are getting in position to make the season respectable.

Will the surprise teams of 2008 be the Texas Rangers and Pittsburg Pirates? Chris chuckled when I mentioned Pittsburg a couple of days ago and while it's not an official statement by me yet I'm getting close to making these my two sleeper picks for 90+ wins next season.

The Shortstops

Yunel Escobar or Edgar Renteria? Who would you keep if you're Schuerholz? Or maybe keep them both?

Davidson envisions parting with one of them to get a starting pitcher for Atlanta's 2008 campaign. Both seem to be in the same mold offensively and if a deal can't be swung then how about keeping Edgar at short, moving Yunel to third and Chipper Jones back to left. While getting more starting pitching is always a good idea, I wouldn't feel bad being a Braves fan with Tim Hudson, John Smoltz and Chuck James returning as your top three starters.

Last Rites

There now stands one team in the Major Leagues with a worse record than the Baltimore Orioles. Beginning with the August 22nd doubleheader 39-10 drubbing by the Texas Rangers, the Orioles have run up a record of 3-18. In those twenty-one games they've been outscored 196 to 96.

In the twenty-one game slide the Orioles have been outscored by 100 runs. That means the opposition has scored nearly five runs per game more than the Oriole hitters. While the hitting has been below average it's the pitching that's wrought this nightly destruction.

Just look at the names of the pitchers for the O's in the past two games in the order that they've appeared,

Victor Santos
Rob Bell
Fernando Cabrera
Kurt Birkins
James Hoey
Radhames Liz

then

Daniel Cabrera
Rocky Cherry
Fernando Cabrera
Danys Baez

Simply horrific. We're stuck with them until the end of the year and some of them into next year since they've been labeled 'prospects' by Oriole management. These guys are significantly worse than the inning fillers that usually occupy the last two spots on most team's staffs. Unfortunately, they fill the last four or five spots on our staff.

And as far as next year goes the O's have absolutely no help on the horizon in the minor leagues. Their top prospect, Billy Rowell, is having a solid season in the Sally league for a nineteen year old. He won't see the majors on a regular basis until '09 at the earliest. Other than that there's nothing.

My Uncle Jim has proclaimed the Orioles to be cursed. He says that no run of bad luck could ever happen to a team like it has to the O's night after night. The way they're losing simply seems impossible. Therefore, a curse may be the only explanation.

Between us we catch a lot of the innings the O's play and it truly feels like we're in unprecedented territory here. While there has been hope in each of the last nine losing seasons for a better tomorrow there's something that just tells you that things are not going to be OK this time around -- and for a long, long time into the future.

Monday, September 10, 2007

It Was Worth It!

A little something for the law and order types out there. A primer,

And in the ultimate display of cruelty, a SWAT team member drove a dog trying to flee the home back into the inferno, where it met an agonizing death. Deputies then reportedly laughed as the dog's owners came unglued as it perished in the blaze.

Role Reversal

I watch very little NFL football throughout the course of a season. But I'll be following two teams this year. Since I listen to local sports talk radio for Orioles news on the drive in every morning I'm forced to listen to Ravens talk. I'll also be peeking at the Chiefs record to see if they have a worse season than the Royals this year. The 20-3 thumping of the Chiefs at the hands of the Texans is a good start.

The Leavenworth Competition

Great looking meats for the 10th place finishers. My only question is what that last hunk is? Salami?

Granderson in Elite Company

Curtis Granderson has joined Willie Mays (1957) and Frank Schulte (1911) as the only players in a single season to hit the twenty mark in doubles, triples, homers and steals. Taking things one step further Granderson has thirty doubles which marks him as the only man along side of Schulte as a 30-20-20-20 man.

Jimmy Rollins needs three more triples this season to join Granderson and Schulte in the 30-20-20-20 club.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Dealin'

September Dog Days

Here's what passes for news in Oriole-Land these days.

Victory!

I voted for the first time since 1996 this past Sunday. The site was the Maryland State Fair and the event was the Republican Straw Poll. Jen voted also. It was beautiful day.



Paul took home 28% of the vote and Guiliani's strong second place showing confirmed Maryland's totalitarian lean. Still, even though it wasn't the resounding straw poll victory we've come to expect from Paul it was a win.




As you can see above I registered Republican for one reason and one reason only on Sunday.