Saturday, July 28, 2007

Sadler Out

Tragically, Rush's favorite player has been suspended for fifty games due to drug abuse. Donnie Sadler, a minor leaguer with the D-Backs, is hitting his customary low .200's average this season.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Drugs???? what could donnie possibly be using? It certainly isn't performance enhancing.

The Hook said...
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The Hook said...

(The previous post had bad grammar so I done deleted it. Now we know Google lets everyone know a post has been deleted.)

The article isn't clear but if it was steroids I'm sure they would've mentioned "performance-enhancing". So I'm left to guess amphetamines first and then harder stuff second.